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So are you like…full on gay? Like you don’t enjoy dick at all?

Every guy to ever exist (via kaleidosc0pe-dr3am)
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bombing:

walk into any starbucks and say “i can’t believe they’re doing a secret screening of the unreleased Wes Anderson movie down the street” then collect all the macbooks that everyone who just ran out left behind. keep your favorite one and sell any you don’t need

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catgotchatongue:

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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is that guy dying in the background

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unitedstatesoftony:

im a social vegan

i avoid meet

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bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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